This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
im a 14 year old platypus and tbh idek what my blog is any more.
Jack Barakat + Joe and May
I am so proud of our fandom right now for trying to take this lightly and make it funny
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
what the fuck
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts