my life is a fucking mess, bruh


im a 14 year old platypus and tbh idek what my blog is any more.


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56 minutes ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 9,265 notes
56 minutes ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 4,292 notes

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is took sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 114,345 notes
hawnlys:


ultrafacts:

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Aww, man!! This would be such a cool perk at work. Imagine being able to hit that person in the office driving you batty.

hawnlys:

ultrafacts:

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Aww, man!! This would be such a cool perk at work. Imagine being able to hit that person in the office driving you batty.

1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 8,986 notes

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 38,554 notes
blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 355,211 notes
blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful houseThis is not my beautiful wife

blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 355,211 notes
entirelymyownworld:

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entirelymyownworld:

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1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 19,425 notes

bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it

1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 8,584 notes
spectrumwolf:

mageof2spooky:

ambitiousbard:

kaji04:

priestess-of-butts:

smooligans:

internal struggle

I am a shadow, the true self.

I am thou, thou art I.

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT

spectrumwolf:

mageof2spooky:

ambitiousbard:

kaji04:

priestess-of-butts:

smooligans:

internal struggle

I am a shadow, the true self.

I am thou, thou art I.

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT

1 hour ago on July 26th, 2014 | J | 107,618 notes