my life is a fucking mess, bruh


im a 14 year old platypus and tbh idek what my blog is any more.


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whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

1 hour ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 383,580 notes

butfuentes:

Jack Barakat + Joe and May

4 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 3,188 notes

jagk-baraxat:

I am so proud of our fandom right now for trying to take this lightly and make it funny

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 55,335 notes
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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice
5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 64,229 notes

snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 327,057 notes

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 364,866 notes
just-a-desperate-student:

what the fuck

just-a-desperate-student:

what the fuck

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 24,226 notes

hauntedmilk:

blamemisha:

blamemisha:

How do you kill Dean Winchester?

Kill Sam Winchester

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5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 87,676 notes

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

5 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 147,303 notes