im a 14 year old platypus and idek what this shit is any more.
So the tree steals the movie basically.
me and my friends
it’s so weird to me when people are good at describing their emotions when i’m mostly sitting here going like “i’m probably sad? based on previous data i am always sad so i am probably sad right now, or i’m not feeling anything at all. i’m not sure? oh wait. i have this weird almost nauseous feeling in my stomach right now and i don’t think im anxious so yeah. sad. probably. 80% sure.”
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
No. Don’t stop. This is perfect
the cat one though
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
But there are some that fit stereotypes and that’s okay.
They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!